The Republic of Here to Join is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.822 billion Here to Joinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Here to Joinian economy, worth 80.4 trillion rubledollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 44,132 rubledollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,438 per year while the poor average 2,766, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Here to Join's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Here to Join is ranked 58,277^th in the world and 445^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 31.11 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.